"I'm only gay because I fuck you in the ass"
"The thing I like about Butt sex is..."
An Oldie but a goody
"Hey Andrew? You should DO
And one from last night...
"You guys know, we should Kill Dave, I mean you guys have thought about it, but we should do it."
Check this shit out...
"I'M NOT A RACIST!!"
And this gem
"Who said I liked girls?"
"Germany tried to take too many cookies from the cookie jar!"
"I am a Kazaa Lite Master!"
"What is a golden shower?"
"I'm a chillin' Wizard!"
"I've neen trying to be all like... the Alpha Male"
"We should just dump dead bodies into the foundations of buildings to save space...
... Morbid thought for the day."
"GET OUT! RUN AWAY! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!"
"I'm a Chillin' Wizard"
"The meaning of life... is to SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'd Kill people for sixteen dollars an hour!"
"If I had a lightsaber, I'd kill people!"
The First Post
Some things to get us started.
Wizard: "I would say, 'I'd Hit it.' and then I would hit it"
Wizard: "Don't forget the Orphans!"